Dear McKoy, I know I should be writing this with some remorse, but honestly, I don’t care. My best friend of nine years introduced me to her boyfriend last summer and when our eyes connected, sparks flew. I found his Instagram page and sent him a DM telling him that I think he’s really cute and he started flirting back with me. We exchanged numbers and spoke on the phone everyday, until about two weeks later he invited me to his house. He cooked for me, then we watched a movie and later had the most amazing sex. We even gave each other oral. Since then, he gives me a weekly allowance to get my hair and nails done and pay my rent etc. It is clear that this guy loves me as much as I do. When my friend calls me to tell me about their relationship problems, I try to sound sympathetic but I know I am the reason he’s not not paying her much attention. Of course, they still post each other and go to public places but something has to give. It’s a small price to pay to have him come home to me and use his tongue to “work magic”.